augghhhhh: the sound most often heard when ski is driving on well, any road at all ex) oh god
we're in the other lane augghhhhhh! red light auggghhhh!
Bookie: to beat down, to hurt, to maim; also to defeat another individual
ex) Don't make me bookie your arse out the door
Bookie Ball: comes from the Bookie language invented during a lunch period chemics class, a small
semi round, semi flat piece of tin foil which is batted around a table in an attempt to knock it off into the floor, great
for creating sparks if put into electrical outlet ex). wanna Bookie ball?
the Box: a mythical gift-wrapped box in which all the guys of your dreams reside ex) i want jude
law in a box
my Box: the foot or so of air known as one's personal space ex)Don't invade my box!
CGI: Computer Generated Image; incredibly fake-looking. ex)Jeepers Creeper's wings were
so CGI.
Damn wench: a word you're likely to be called for not obeying the strict orders of the trio; to
be called a wench means that in general you are liked and accepted although at the moment you're about to get bookied.
FIN: An adjective for an extremely hot guy. He's so hot he's "I want to f***
it now" hot. As in oh my gosh Micael Rosenbaum is so fin in those orange panties.
the Girdle: If you've bought the girdle you and your signifigant other are sexing it
up, but if you're just girdle shopping then you've been a well behaved child. (We will if asked explain how this came
about, but beg you not to.)
Girl emergency: Girls in car, lost needing to use bathroom facilities, if you hear those words
say yes to every question afterwards and act submissive or you'll be sorry ex) see the quotes archive
Hank: to attempt to hang out when not invited, to become a tagalong (not in the good yummy cookie sense),
to join a conversation or party uninvited
ex) did he just hank with you?
Hunkistan: an imaginary place in which all the hunks (Australians, most peeps of the British isles,
Tobey, etc) live and congregate
Jack off Jeff: One of Ski's friends/enemies. She has now gotten the trio to scream
Jack off with her out of the car window when we pass by Jeff's house. He lives at the end of Sulfur Springs nearest
to I459 in case you too want to join in .
Jelly Bean: the yummy yummy candy (toasted marshmallow from Jelly Belly is my fave); or the cut
down that a person with the IQ of a mayonnaise jar comes up with ex) Sara you're such a Jelly Bean.
Jimmy: evil ex of Amanda's, severe hick with an accent worse than Cletus from the Simpsons, you've
heard the phrase "that boy fell out of the ugly tree"?
Jimmy fell out of it and hit all the branches on the way down. He was once heard to utter,"I'se jus' in my backyard
and they's this sqwerl, and they's like y'ant to? and I'se like fuck man I'on't know."
Nads: n. a crappy hair removal device advertised on infomercials, it tastes like kiwi/maple syrup; v.
to drip Nads onto a nearby surface ex)did you just nads my rug?
Oakkitten: its another name for a squirrel, and its one of Feather's nicknames. For more info check
out her personal site:
http://oakkitten.tripod.com
Schmoulflueff: aka Bauble, Ski's cat, a beautiful white himalayan who gets treated like
a queen. Ski literally serves the cat bottled water ex) awww who's the pretty schmoolfluff, yes you are, yes you are...
Sexing it up: Getting your mack on, the horizontal tango, pouncing, sleeping with... do we
really need to continue?
Slutting: to go out and be a slut and to know it
Small talk: that useless little bit of wannabe conversation you have at awkward moments ex) So
do you guys come here often (Cliff)? or Hey the weather looks kinda icky today.
Tard: A friendly, funny cut down. ex)good gosh you're such a tard
Ten Sneeze Rule: A friend once remarked that she loved sneezing. Upon being asked why, she responded
that one sneeze was about equivalent to 1/10 of an orgasm. Therefore after 10 sneezes, well you can figure out the rest.
Thricanese: The language of the Trio. See Grammarage.
Tobey: n. Tobey Maguire, Spiderman, cute and built; adj. to be Tobeyesque, incredibly cool
ex)Enemy at the Gates is so Tobey
the Trio + 1: Feather, Ski, and Bexter + Stacie* ex)so what's the trio +1 doin' tonight?
Yeast Pee: beer, the fermentation of beer involves sugar and yeast. The yeast eat the sugar
and produce alcohol as waste. Alcohol is the waste of yeast just as pee is human waste. Thus, beer is yeast
pee.
*For those who are not so acquainted with our history, our friend Amanda was the original +1. However,
she preferred to go slutting instead of hanging with us so we replaced her with Stacie (Satan's bitch). It might also
be of interest to note that the Kdog is the +2 and Gabe is the +3.
